03 Aug 2017 – Piglet’s Pledge
Big Mama sow loads up and then lies down.
All fifty piglets love to gather ’round
to suck their fill, and once they’re fully fed,
boast they’d be better off if she were dead:
“I pledge allegiance to my teat of gold!
To get my share I’d see my brothers sold!
In God I trust – the rest of you pay cash!
I’ll end your lives before I’ll share my stash!”