14 May 2017 – Realistically Speaking

Yes, women ARE crazy, but men are as well.
There’s no competition; well, none I can tell!
So moody! So insecure! Why in the hell
do women put up with our fragile hard shells?

Turns out having two head’s not better than one,
with both barking orders! Good heavens, girl – run!
You pray for a partner, end up with a son –
hurt you’re unimpressed with his soft little gun.