25 Nov 2016 – Laughter

I laugh as small men tremble at their plight!
My friends and I worked hard to bring this blight
and I’ll be damned, with triumph here at hand,
if I’ll sit still while these fools make their stand!

Asleep too long, both parties in our pay,
they wake to find they’re standing in the graves
we had them dig – at no cost to ourselves!
Their congressmen – such helpful little elves!

So Standing Rock offends you? Grow some balls!
‘Take Back America!’ is what it’s called!
So say your prayers, salute the Red-White-Blue,
and fall in line, ‘cuz you’re already screwed.