10 Jun 2016 – My New Duties

Lending a hand so the stud hits his target
since mounting’s a task we just can’t leave to chance.
Will I get trampled in all the excitement?
I still believe three’s a crowd in this dance!

Oh for the folly of fools buying software,
nobody mentions a grunt makes things happen.
“It’s automagic, and foolproof, and flawless?”
That’s just the sound of some salesman’s lips flappin’!