01 Jan 2016 – Debates
Some candidates are flaccid schlongs,
and trust me – It’s About the Dong!
They may be stiffies late at night,
but can’t perform beneath bright lights!
And frankly, some are lunatics
who play to fascists from the sticks –
the woodwork belching racist hate,
a fire spreading state to state.
And others are a TV tray –
leftovers from another age
which linger past their freshness date,
and still we’ve never dropped that weight.