23 Nov 2015 – Mrs Socket, Mr Knife

Mrs Socket, Mr Knife –
not a match for man and wife.

She just does what she does best –
why come put her to the test?

Wanna burn it black as coal?
Cram it up that waiting hole!

Socket, socket, pearly white,
so virginal you seem tonight!

Knife, you dull and simple tool
with a single purpose – fool!

“I’m a knife! I’m made to poke!”??
Try it here – you’re up in smoke!