28 Oct 2015 – A Hymn for the New, Improved House

Induced carpel-tunnel – repetitive motion –
my left-handed governance brought me promotion!
A conference committee – ’twas this or beat sausage,
holdin’ the whole flippin’ populace hostage!

My race and my class mean I live like a grandee,
slashing entitlements – taking kids candy!
Welfare for wealthy men! Billions for bombers!
Let’s take this country back – kill off the goners!